Yes folks, we have a piracy policy.  Our parsimonious pirates may steal your information but they bury it in lost treasure chests.  Today, they dine in the deeps at Davy Jone’s Diner of the Dead.  They tell no tales, so your information is safe here.

For the would be pirate who might, perchance, choose to loot us, we offer a plank for them to stand on, temporarily.  After all, the law is the law; so mention the paw’s owner or keep your paws off my content.   It’s the law. Haw. Haw!